Lindsay Lohan new PORN STAR role in a movie...

Hollywood's current biggest trainwreck since 2007 Britney Spears is to start in a film... as a PORN STAR...

What a great way to revive your career, Lindsay... NOT!

Why would she do this? It's not exactly the best way to start up her acting career again, by starring in a movie where she plays a PORN STAR. What is she thinking? AND WHAT MUST HER PARENTS BE THINKING??

Well, we have the answers! Michael Lohan (biggest twat of a father in the world, next to Amy Winehouse's dad) said to USMagazine.com:

"Oh, I don't even want to go there!"

Oops, Lindsay! Seems like your daddy isn't happy, but FUCK HIM, he's the reason you're a mess, if you ask me!

He also leaves the interview on a light note:

"The girl is such an amazing, talented, gifted and loving person. She's been consumed by the people, the lifestyle, but you know what? Don't give up hope. I am telling you now, if she gets the help that she needs, she is going to be right back on top, just like Robert Downey Jr."

She MAY be going back to the top, Michael, but is this REALLY the way to do it?! Also I find it hard to compare Lindsay Lohan to Robert Downey Jr, but okay!

Stay strong Lindsay, and keep away from that megalomaniac you call a father!